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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties to perform. Terry had married a woman from
America, and bragged that he had told his new wife to do all the
dishes and cleaning in the house. He said it took a couple of days
but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the
dishes were cleaned and put away.

James had married a woman from Australia and he bragged that he had
given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and the
cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but
the next day it was better and by the third day his house was clean,
the dishes done and there was a huge meal on the table.

The third man said that he had married a Scottish girl. He boasted
that the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house
cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on
the table every day. He said the first day he didn't see anything,
the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of
the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little bit out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat
load the dishwasher and call a landscaper.
 
Oh dear :(

You make the kind gesture of sending me a £70 Canon voucher towards the 17-40L my SCOTTISH WIFE is buying me next month then you go and cock it all up.

Let me have your address to send the voucher back to and I'll pop it in the post when I've made my tea and finished the dishes :LOL:
 
Bachs said:
Oh dear :(

You make the kind gesture of sending me a £70 Canon voucher towards the 17-40L my SCOTTISH WIFE is buying me next month then you go and cock it all up.

Let me have your address to send the voucher back to and I'll pop it in the post when I've made my tea and finished the dishes :LOL:


I wondered how long it would take you to bite Steve. I was having a chuckle to my self thinking you would pick up on this. Don't forget now, you'll need to test that lens for at last a week.;)
 
Thats why I (Scottish) married my wife (English) :bonk:
 
lol!
 
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