Try a Canon APS-C DSLR from a few years ago.
You are a bunch of blouses... and may well think differently to me and I suppose it depends what you use your cameras for but there's always the option of selling up and buying something else which might be a great idea considering the amount of bitchin we see in this thread. Just sayin.
Perhaps it's not so bad for me but for outdoor shooting the sound of any camera has never been an issue for me nor has it been an issue at social or band type events. My A7 may be a bit more muted than an R, dunno. For stuff like churches and museums and galleries and the like then I can see it being a problem but if it is as many would say, buy a Fuji.