The Damned awful pun thread!

[Cobra]

One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater

 

[nilagin]

I am what I am

 

[Cobra]

I am what I am

So many possibilities so little time


Me, myself I

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

So many possibilities so little time


Me, myself I

It's always me me me

All by myself....

 

[Cobra]

Alone again naturally

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I think we're alone now....

 

[Cobra]

(so) Hold me close

 

[nilagin]

Get a room

 

[Cobra]

Just the 2 of us

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Relax......

 

[nilagin]

Us and them

 

[Cobra]

Relax......

Easy like Sunday morning

edit .. Ooops we've lost our way again

 

[nilagin]

Ain't no easy way

 

[Nod]

Walk This Way.

 

[Cobra]

Take a walk on the wild side

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Walking on the moon

 

[Cobra]

Moon river

 

[nilagin]

Meeting across the river

 

[Cobra]

Meet me on the corner

 

[nilagin]

I'll be there

 

[Cobra]

lean on me

 

[Nod]

Fat Sam's Grand Slam...

 

[Cobra]

Fat bottom girls

 

[Nod]

Bicycle Race (Eh, Eh?)

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Hey fatty boom boom

 

[Nod]

Boom Bang A Bang.

 

[Cobra]

Knock knock knocking on heavens door

 

[nilagin]

Heaven tonight

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

View: https://youtu.be/7i7g9ccjkc8

 

[kennethwfd]

Heaven is a place on earth

 

[Nod]

No Parties In Heaven? LET ME OUT!!!

 

[kennethwfd]

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to

 

[Cobra]

Stop Your Sobbing

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Tears for souvenirs

 

[Cobra]

As tears go by

 

[Nod]

Tears Of A Clown.

 

[nilagin]

Ha ha said the clown

 

[Cobra]

Send in the clowns

 

[nilagin]

The show must go on.

 

[Cobra]

Show me the way to go home ...