The Damned awful pun thread!

[nilagin]

Lights out

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Leave a light on....

 

[Nod]

There's A Light On (Over At The Frankenstein House).

 

[Gremlin]

Monster mash

 

[nilagin]

(Do the) Mashed Potato

 

[ancient_mariner]

Doin' the do.

 

[nilagin]

Do anything you wanna do

 

[ancient_mariner]

You say it best when you say nuthin adall.

 

[nilagin]

Nothing else matters

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Ain’t nothing like the real thing

 

[kennethwfd]

Something old, something new

 

[nilagin]

Always something there to remind me

 

[Gremlin]

I remember you-ooooooo

 

[Cobra]

When I'm calling You-ooo -ooooo

 

[kennethwfd]

she taught me to yodel

 

[Cobra]

My baby just sent me a letter
(Geddit? )

 

[nilagin]

Picture postcard

 

[Cobra]

Every picture tells a story ( Rod the Mod)

 

[Nod]

Pictures Of Lily.

 

[Cobra]

Lily the pink

 

[Nod]

The Pink Panther Strikes Again...

 

[hunnymonster]

Durham Town (Roger Whitaker)

 

[nilagin]

This town ain't big enough for the both of us

 

[Cobra]

Go your own way

 

[nilagin]

I'm staying put

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Staying alive

 

[ancient_mariner]

Well should I stay or should I go?

 

[nilagin]

Making your mind up.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

One way or another....

 

[ancient_mariner]

That's the way uhuh (uhuh) I like it.

 

[Nod]

I Love Rock'n'Roll.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Roll me over in the clover and do it again.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I stuck my finger in the woodpeckers hole....

 

[nilagin]

Stuck in the middle with you

 

[kennethwfd]

Middle for Diddle (The Wurzels)

Hey, diddle, diddle
The cat hits the middle
When she and the cow plays darts
She's having some trouble
Scoring a double
For the cow puts her off when she........

 

[Cobra]

Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep
( Middle of the road)

 

[nilagin]

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

 

[Nod]

I Want You To Want Me. (Cheap Trick)

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

You're the one that I want....

 

[Nod]

Take Me, I'm Yours!!!