The Damned awful pun thread!

[Cockney]

All you need is love.

 

[Mr Badger]

Money (That's What I Want)

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Hey big spender

 

[nilagin]

Hey you

 

[Nod]

Hey Joe.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Joe le taxi

 

[nilagin]

Big yellow taxi

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Yellow submarine

 

[nilagin]

Pink Cadillac

 

[Cockney]

Lord wont you buy me a Mercedes Benz.

 

[nilagin]

Red Barchetta

 

[Nod]

Little Red Corvette.

 

[nilagin]

Red Sector A

 

[Cobra]

Red Red wine

 

[nilagin]

Good friends and a bottle of wine

 

[Mr Badger]

Drinkin' Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Little old wine drinker me

 

[Mr Badger]

I'm Gonna Stop Drinkin'...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4_2z_jw0YY

 

[Cobra]

What made Milwaukee famous made a loser out of me

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

You win again....

 

[Gremlin]

Everyone's a winner

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

The winner takes it all

 

[Mr Badger]

It's All In The Game

 

[Gremlin]

What's the name of the game

 

[Mr Badger]

Deck of Cards

 

[nilagin]

Ace of Spades

 

[Mr Badger]

Ace of Wands (I bet Cobra doesn't remember this one!).

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD48Xe8ul28

 

[nilagin]

Could it be magic

 

[hunnymonster]

Puff the magic dragon

 

[nilagin]

Killing the dragon

 

[Cockney]

Killing in the name of.

 

[Mr Badger]

Killing Me Softly With His Song

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Adamski

 

[Cockney]

Rock DJ

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Love on the rocks

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Diamonds are forever

 

[nilagin]

Close my eyes forever

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

eye of the tiger

 

[nilagin]

I just love your Tiger Feet

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

grrreeeeaaaat