The Damned awful pun thread!

[Bobsyeruncle]

Breakfast in America

 

[ancient_mariner]

Fried neckbones and home fries.

 

[nilagin]

How to eat fried worms

 

[Cockney]

Food glorious food

 

[hunnymonster]

Boil the breakfast early (The Chieftains)

 

[Mr Badger]

Boiled Beef and Carrots

 

[Cockney]

There ain't no pleasing you.

 

[Cobra]

Gertcha, cowson,

 

[Cockney]

I don't care

 

[munch]

careless whispers

 

[Cobra]

Softly whispering I love you

 

[Nod]

Thank You! (For The Music!!!)

 

[Cobra]

Thank you (led zep

 

[munch]

thank you next (Ariana /Grande (I know shame on me for that one))

 

[nilagin]

thank you next (Ariana /Grande (I know shame on me for that one))

Rio Grande

(Shame on you for knowing it let alone posting it)

 

[Cobra]

Rio Grande

Virginia plain ( roxy music ... shoe horn)

 

[nilagin]

Plain Jane

 

[ancient_mariner]

Leaving on a jet plane.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

John Denver

 

[Nod]

Jilted John.

 

[nilagin]

A mile high in Denver

 

[ancient_mariner]

9 miles high

 

[nilagin]

I can see for miles

 

[hunnymonster]

Miles runs the voodoo down (Miles Davis)

 

[ancient_mariner]

Miles away

 

[nilagin]

Voodoo Child

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Sweet child o' mine

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Sweets for my sweet

 

[hunnymonster]

My sweet lady

 

[Gremlin]

Sugar baby love

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Sugar sugar

 

[nilagin]

The sweetest thing.

 

[Nod]

Ballroom Blitz!

 

[nilagin]

The Last Waltz

 

[hunnymonster]

Waltzing Matilda

 

[Mr Badger]

Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport.

 

[Cobra]

Skippy, Skippy, Skippy the bush kangaroo

 

[nilagin]

Kangaroo Jack

 

[Mr Badger]

Crocodile Dundee

 

[Cobra]

Never smile at a crocodile