The Damned awful pun thread!

[ancient_mariner]

My happiness

 

[Nod]

Happy Feet.

 

[Cobra]

I would walk 500 miles

 

[Nod]

Like I said, we don't half know some scheytte toons!!!

 

[Nod]

I Can See For Miles And Miles.

 

[Cobra]

Like I said, we don't half know some scheytte toons!!!

Yep I said that way way back, its amazing what little it takes to drag them up from the depths of your mind!

I Can See For Miles And Miles.

5 miles high

 

[nilagin]

Back in the high life again

 

[Nod]

The Meaning of Life.

 

[nilagin]

42

 

[Cobra]

99 red balloons

 

[nilagin]

Up up and away.

 

[Cobra]

Up town girl

 

[Nod]

Up The Junction.

 

[nilagin]

Crossroads

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Benny

 

[Mr Badger]

Bennie And The Jets

 

[nilagin]

Westside story

 

[ancient_mariner]

Go west

 

[Mr Badger]

How The West Was Won

 

[nilagin]

The winner takes it all.

 

[ancient_mariner]

So you win again

 

[nilagin]

Gimme the Prize.

 

[Nod]

Have a Man After Midnight...

 

[ancient_mariner]

Midnight man

 

[hunnymonster]

Piano Man (Billy Joel)

 

[nilagin]

Piano in the dark.

 

[hunnymonster]

Dancing in the dark

 

[ancient_mariner]

You make me feel like dancing

 

[nilagin]

Can you feel the force?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Can you feel the force?

Can you feel it?

 

[hunnymonster]

Eat it (Weird Al Yankovich)

 

[nilagin]

Dog eat dog

 

[hunnymonster]

The Littlest Hobo

 

[ancient_mariner]

The Locomotion, with little Eva.

 

[nilagin]

Mystery Train

 

[hunnymonster]

Last Train to Clarksville

 

[nilagin]

Save the last dance for me.

 

[hunnymonster]

When the boat comes in

 

[ancient_mariner]

Night boat to Cairo

 

[Cobra]

Egyptian reggae