The Damned awful pun thread!

[Cockney]

Milk and alcohol

 

[Cobra]

Ernie ( and he drove the fastest milk cart in the West )

 

[Cockney]

Fool on the hill?

 

[nilagin]

Fool for your loving

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Loving you

 

[nilagin]

Dirty love

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Dirty bit

 

[Gremlin]

Dirty old town

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

My home town

 

[nilagin]

Down home town

 

[MatBin]

Take take me home

 

[nilagin]

Take on me

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Take a little time

 

[Gremlin]

I need a little time

 

[nilagin]

Give a little bit

 

[hunnymonster]

Bits and pieces

 

[Nod]

Piece of Mind.

 

[nilagin]

Mind games

 

[Cobra]

Brain Salad surgery

 

[nilagin]

Green onions

 

[Cobra]

Green green grass of home

 

[nilagin]

Don't let the green grass fool you.

 

[Nod]

Don't Bogart...

 

[nilagin]

Don't stop me now

 

[Nod]

Good Times.

 

[nilagin]

Let the good times roll

 

[Cobra]

Time ( Pink Floyd )

 

[nilagin]

Clockwork angels

 

[Cockney]

Out of time.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Schools out

 

[nilagin]

Another brick in the wall (part 2).

 

[Cobra]

Reasons to be cheerful ( part 3)

 

[nilagin]

Cheer up mate

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Cheer up mate

I can't, it was such a...........sad song.

 

[Cobra]

Song sung blue

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Blue moon....

 

[nilagin]

Ticket to the moon

 

[Cockney]

Moon river

 

[Cobra]

Islands in the stream

 

[Nod]

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