The Damned awful pun thread!

[hunnymonster]

Jingle bells, Batman smells...

 

[ancient_mariner]

Robin laid an egg?

Deck the balls with houghs of holly.

 

[Cobra]

4 and 20 virgins ... ( Balls to your partner )

 

[ancient_mariner]

4 and 20 virgins ... ( Balls to your partner )

Baked in a pie

 

[kennethwfd]

The Worst Pies in London from the 1979 musical Sweeney Todd

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Hairy pies

 

[Mr Badger]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmUOee7fRRQ



Get Carter.

 

[Cockney]

I could be so good for you.

 

[Mr Badger]

It's Alright.

 

[Cockney]

Its alright now.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Alright alright alright

 

[hunnymonster]

Once, twice, three times a lady

 

[Mr Badger]

Lady Sadie

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAei2o81ons

 

[Nod]

Lady Madonna.

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Lay lady lay

 

[nilagin]

Lay another log on the fire

 

[Gremlin]

Great balls of fire

 

[Nod]

Goodness, Gracious Me!

 

[Cockney]

Pink panther.

 

[kennethwfd]

Who comes from NE England....
....because he goes "durham, ...durhum....durham,durham,durham

 

[hunnymonster]

Durham Town (Sir Roger Whitaker)

 

[nilagin]

New kid in town

 

[hunnymonster]

Downtown

 

[Gremlin]

Uptown top ranking

 

[hunnymonster]

Uptown Girl

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Billy don't be a hero

 

[Gremlin]

We don't need another hero

 

[hunnymonster]

Holding out for a hero

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Prince Charlie

 

[hunnymonster]

Skye Boat song

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

When the boat comes in

 

[Gremlin]

When you're smiling

 

[nilagin]

Smile like you mean it.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Smile like you mean it.

Killer pun

 

[Mr Badger]

Pop Goes the Weasel (Corona Pop -a very tenuous pun!)

 

[hunnymonster]

Pop looks Bach

 

[ancient_mariner]

Don't look Bach in anger.

 

[Nod]

Back Off Boogaloo (Ringo was married to Barbara Bach...)

 

[nilagin]

Good ol' boys. (Dukes of Hazzard theme song. Daisy Duke played by Barbara Bach's sister, Catherine Bach)

 

[Mag1cp2x]

The young ones