The Damned awful pun thread!

These boots were made for walking
 
Back To Happiness.
 
Happiness. ( Ken Dod)
 
Air on a G-string ( Bach)
For you's that keep trying to put a little class into the mire )
 
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Toccata and fugue in D Minor - JS Bach(Used as Rollerball film theme tune)
 
Abaddon's Bolero
( ELP)
 
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"
Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye etc etc ♪♪

( we didn't start the fire)
 
Song For Whoever.
 
Sweet talking guy
 
Ballroom Blitz!
 
Let's Dance.
 
Actually, let's not! I propose that we just get so pished that our drunken staggering gets mistaken for dancing...
 
Night Boat To Cairo.
 
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