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Sing along to the music of "The Fairytale of New York"

It was christmas eve babe
in out of focus
The spam thread buzzing
they were making merry
Then ST4 came in
started another thread
The outrage flowing
as members shook their heads


In photo of the year
the winners were wailing
about the book they won
still they are waiting
So happy christmas
we love you mostly
we can see a future time
when all the trolls are banished


They've got Nikons
and Canons
and a few Fujis too
but the pictures on TP
can still be quite poo


Well they are for pookeyhead
they need to be art
But Bill hates that
thinking, he just will not take part


They're in portrait
They're in landscape
They're Kings of the red tape
When the importers show up
they howl for their heads

The staff are hand wringing
The megameet was brimming
Nicks twice a numpty
and Joe Scrivens is back


The mods of TP towers
were singing 'we'll ban em all someday'
and Moose was busy Googling
what he'll say


You're a pro
You're an am
You're probably spam
Frac & Brash in birds,
they are the ranty old nerds


The Redstart
The Brown Quail
The cheap dirty Wagtail
every Little Owl photo
pray god it's the last


The mods of TP towers
were singing 'we'll ban em all someday'
and Moose was busy Googling
what he'll say



You could have shot weddings
but so could uncle bob
His iphone flashing
as he grabs every shot
We splat the spam each day
We keep the forum clean
We hope you choose to stay
on TP as 2015 looms upon us


The mods of TP towers
were singing 'we'll ban em all someday'
and Moose was busy Googling
what he'll say



Merry Christmas everyone!

from the TP Hamster ;)
 
Quality!!
 
:D:D I got a mention. Chuffed!!;)
 
And for me just the best Christmas song ever. Always comes to mind when I pass Kirsty's seat in Soho Square.
 
:clap: The only thing that could possibly make it better would be if we had any talented musicians among the membership who could record it for us.

*** Emphasis on the word talented please.
What a cool idea, I know we have a few on here :)
 
:clap: The only thing that could possibly make it better would be if we had any talented musicians among the membership who could record it for us.

*** Emphasis on the word talented please.

There has to be someone.. That would be pretty cool
 
Love it....and got away scott free :)
 
:clap: The only thing that could possibly make it better would be if we had any talented musicians among the membership who could record it for us.

*** Emphasis on the word talented please.

Talented surely this song needs to be sung Steaming DRUNK :beer:

Brilliant by the way.
 
Absolutely brilliant cheered me up no end tonight thanks to whoever put it together.:banana::woot:
 
the hamster is to blame, sometimes we just cannot control it. :nailbiting:
The problem is, it finds the cooking sherry and then we all run for cover!
This was taken last night when we said "You can't post that"
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Yeah we had trouble rhyming "viv" :p

Only you could forget that one of your esteemed colleagues' names rhymes very well with Viv...
 
ROFL :)
 
I think the TP staff/admin should come together to record their own version! I can just see Yv and Chris doing the singing!!!
 

Spammers roasting on an open fire
Hamster running at the wheel
Weddings discussed without a fight
Wouldn't that be nice if it were real

A turkey, or fracster as he's better known
manages to keep his language light
Brash compliments a posters views
This christmas could look bright

They know that santas on his way
or the mods with Ban hammers will play
and every other posters gonna smile
as the mods once again go the extra mile

An so I'm asking you all this christmas time
Lets keep all discussions happy and light
and to all fellow TP members and mods
Merry Christmas, and good night
 
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