The FairyTale of TP

Byker28i said:
Spammers roasting on an open fire
Hamster running at the wheel
Weddings discussed without a fight
Wouldn't that be nice if it were real

A turkey, or fracster as he's better known
manages to keep his language light
Brash compliments a posters views
This christmas could look bright

They know that santas on his way
or the mods with Ban hammers will play
and every other posters gonna smile
as the mods once again go the extra mile

An so I'm asking you all this christmas time
Lets keep all discussions happy and light
and to all fellow TP members and mods
Merry Christmas, and good night
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:clap:
 
Byker28i said:

Spammers roasting on an open fire
Hamster running at the wheel
Weddings discussed without a fight
Wouldn't that be nice if it were real

A turkey, or fracster as he's better known
manages to keep his language light
Brash compliments a posters views
This christmas could look bright

They know that santas on his way
or the mods with Ban hammers will play
and every other posters gonna smile
as the mods once again go the extra mile

An so I'm asking you all this christmas time
Lets keep all discussions happy and light
and to all fellow TP members and mods
Merry Christmas, and good night
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Love it!
 
Byker28i said:
Spammers roasting on an open fire
Hamster running at the wheel
Weddings discussed without a fight
Wouldn't that be nice if it were real

A turkey, or fracster as he's better known
manages to keep his language light
Brash compliments a posters views
This christmas could look bright

They know that santas on his way
or the mods with Ban hammers will play
and every other posters gonna smile
as the mods once again go the extra mile

An so I'm asking you all this christmas time
Lets keep all discussions happy and light
and to all fellow TP members and mods
Merry Christmas, and good night
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(y)

Theres probably something to be done with the Darkness , don't let the bells end

"its christmas time , don't act like a bell end" but without using a certain search engine I can't remember all the lyrics
 
big soft moose said:
(y)

Theres probably something to be done with the Darkness , don't let the bells end

"its christmas time , don't act like a bell end" but without using a certain search engine I can't remember all the lyrics
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Surely if you are talking about bells ringing, you can use Bing :D
 
Good King Marcel of slack looked out
Upon his delightful forum
Jaffa cake wrappers lay round about
Concealing a sleeping moron
Brightly shone his screen that night
Despite the banter cruel
When a poor man came in sight
Posting like a Foooooo el

"Hither, Chris, and stand by me
If thou know'st it, telling
Yonder muppet, who is he?
Where and what his dwelling?"
"Sire, that moose lives a good league hence
Underneath the mountain
Knowst he means not to give offence
When spouting “knowledge” like a fountain
 
big soft moose said:
Good King Marcel of slack looked out
Upon his delightful forum
Jaffa cake wrappers lay round about
Concealing a sleeping moron
Brightly shone his screen that night
Despite the banter cruel
When a poor man came in sight
Posting like a Foooooo el

"Hither, Chris, and stand by me
If thou know'st it, telling
Yonder muppet, who is he?
Where and what his dwelling?"
"Sire, that moose lives a good league hence
Underneath the mountain
Knowst he means not to give offence
When spouting "Ye Crap" like a fountain
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FTFY
 
you do realise that quotation marks imply irony in that context, right ? So you've essentially just said exactly the same thing I did.
 
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velocette said:
And for me just the best Christmas song ever.
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Ditto, fantastic song.
Amazing Shane McGowan is still alive, while his "replacement " Joe Strummer, guitarist Philip Chevron and Kirsty McColl have all passed on.
 
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