The Official TP "Bah Humbug" Thread.

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It's time.
There's way too many Daftmass references appearing.

Join in the official attempt to disavow silly season!!
 
Hmmm to sticky or not to sticky, that is the question :D


Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer 50 days
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune Christmas adverts
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, seasonal festivities
And by opposing end them. To die- to sleep-
No more; and by a sleep to say we end no more damned Commercialcas

:D
 
Cobra said:
Hmmm to sticky or not to sticky, that is the question :D


Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer 50 days
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune Christmas adverts
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, seasonal festivities
And by opposing end them. To die- to sleep-
No more; and by a sleep to say we end no more damned Commercialcas

:D
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Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with stale mince pies and inedible turkey
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As the ability to eat 200 jaffa cakes at a sitting
But when the blast tunesless carol singing blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the moderator;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood (release the wookie),
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
 
What about this one?

:D


Oh, the weather outside was whitening
Til the dog did something frightening
Hes got no other place to go
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow

And he doesnt't't't show signs of stopping
As he sniffs around his dropping
You see him everywhere you go
In the snow, yellow snow, yellow snow

When he finally goes outside
Hell be frolicking round in the storm
Hell be marking our yard with pride
You can tell by the steam that it's warm

When the snow begins it's thawing
It reveals those puppy drawings
Hes a frisky little pooch van Gogh
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow

Come here, Yeller. Come on boy. Good doggie.
Oh, not on Frosty.

Hell be marking our yard with pride
You can tell by the steam that it's warm
Well, he's happy and his tail starts waggin
But the snowmans left side is saggin
There's a little puddle right below
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow
Yellow snow, yellow snow
Yellow snow
Little patches of yellow snow
Yellow snow
Little patches of where Fido goes
 
Keith W said:
What about this one?

:D


Oh, the weather outside was whitening
Til the dog did something frightening
Hes got no other place to go
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow

And he doesnt't't't show signs of stopping
As he sniffs around his dropping
You see him everywhere you go
In the snow, yellow snow, yellow snow

When he finally goes outside
Hell be frolicking round in the storm
Hell be marking our yard with pride
You can tell by the steam that it's warm

When the snow begins it's thawing
It reveals those puppy drawings
Hes a frisky little pooch van Gogh
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow

Come here, Yeller. Come on boy. Good doggie.
Oh, not on Frosty.

Hell be marking our yard with pride
You can tell by the steam that it's warm
Well, he's happy and his tail starts waggin
But the snowmans left side is saggin
There's a little puddle right below
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow
Yellow snow, yellow snow
Yellow snow
Little patches of yellow snow
Yellow snow
Little patches of where Fido goes
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You're not quite grasping Humbug, are you? :LOL:
 
Just think though, if Christmas had been cancelled you wouldn't have Mog
 
Keith W said:
Just think though, if Christmas had been cancelled you wouldn't have Mog
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Of course I would.
Mog has been around since 1970...Nowt to do with crapmass :)
 
Mog was killed off some years ago in 'Goodbye Mog'. I don't want a zombie Mog. :runaway:
 
Llamaman said:
Mog was killed off some years ago in 'Goodbye Mog'. I don't want a zombie Mog. :runaway:
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Holy shi.......!!!!!!
I had no idea!

Gutted. :(
 
Several years ago I had the idea of setting up Humbug holidays where people could hide away from this dreadful season. No newspapers, radio TV etc and anyone who uttered the dread word or phrase would be fined.
Looks like I missed out on a huge customer base here.

BTW I believe that Charles Dickens got it wrong - Scrooge was the good guy till he weakened
 
viv1969 said:
Holy shi.......!!!!!!
I had no idea!

Gutted. :(
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Yup, gutted, skinned, stuffed, mounted and now dragged out to pimp commercialmas!
 
Im so anti and fed up with it that I couldnt even be *rsed to start this years bah humbug thread.
 
Just banged on a neighbour's window as I saw her putting her tree up!!!!! :rolleyes:

"It's bloody November!" I said.

"I'm off to Tenerife next week" was her reply!

WTF! :runaway:
 
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That reminds me - I took a shot of some reindeer poop in Iceland, specifically for commercialmas card use.
 
Can you spot the missing word, boys and girls?


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