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I NEED that cordless hammer
I wouldn't mind the Mohel knife but it would involve working with a load of dicks. Plenty of tips though...
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Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. Whilst he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, "You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100".
The diplomats have a discussion for a few minutes and then tell the undertaker that they want Donald Trump shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, "Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?".
The Americans reply, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk".
The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, "You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100".
The diplomats have a discussion for a few minutes and then tell the undertaker that they want Donald Trump shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, "Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?".
The Americans reply, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk".
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That confirms it, Keith has finally lost the plot!
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Who said he ever had it in the first place?
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Fair point, well presented.
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Got a hot tip in the bookies today. My own fault for standing so close to the radiator.
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I want to see that translation!
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it was a blow up wife.
Sorry no longer available. (sold out until Jan)
it was this https://www.amazon.co.uk/WIDMANN-01...8&qid=1513376256&sr=8-3&keywords=blow-up+doll
£9.80 and it arrives before Xmas
it was a blow up wife.
Sorry no longer available. (sold out until Jan)
it was this https://www.amazon.co.uk/WIDMANN-01...8&qid=1513376256&sr=8-3&keywords=blow-up+doll
£9.80 and it arrives before Xmas
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