The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Steep]

 

[munch]

I once rested a telescopic lens on one...

Are you bragging, or do you actually mean a telescopic lens?

 

[Nod]

Bet it made the hood retract!!!

 

[Steep]

Are you bragging, or do you actually mean a telescopic lens?

lol an actual one. Old metal body Vivitar Series 1. I won't make that mistake again.

 

[Gremlin]

lol an actual one. Old metal body Vivitar Series 1. I won't make that mistake again.

 

[Cobra]

I once rested a telescopic lens on one...

 

[Steep]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[DorsetDude]

 

[mikew]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[StewartR]

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Not if those are the only choices, they won't.

 

[Cagey75]

One to motivate myself struggling on this diet:

 

[Hugh Jarse]

The worst job in the White House

 

[Cobra]

 

[Marc]

 

[munch]

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So true.

 

[Steep]

 

[munch]

True, after all it is a Nikon. Had it have been a Canon, that would have been better on both levels.

 

[Gremlin]

 

[kennethwfd]

I applied for a job as a litter collector and asked whether any training would be provided.

no, you'll pick it up as you go along

 

[camerassassin]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[DorsetDude]

Anyone order spam?

 

[Marc]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

What being PC can do to jokes

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman walk in to a bar...
No, wait, that could be seen as racist. Three men walk in to a bar.
No, wait: Two men and a woman walk .. no - best be safe here. Two women and a man walk in to a bar. Actually one of them might be in a wheel chair.
So two women and a man go into a .. an establishment open to the public and one that does not specifically sell alcoholic beverages.
They say to the barman .. no, the owner of the establishment is informed, perhaps by sign language, of some gender neutral and non
race related fact. An amusing exchange follows with hilarious consequences.

 

[Mr Badger]

I remember seeing a list of spoof politically correct nursery rhymes once, which included: 'Three visually impaired rodents' and 'Differently talented Simon'.

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[Mr Badger]

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And always remember... tits like coconuts!

 

[kennethwfd]

does that include kid creole?

 

[camerassassin]