The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Cobra]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[Merlin5]

 

[kendo1]

I'd go with 'f***'s' as the 'sake' belongs to the 'f***'.

 

[Nod]

Or should the apostrophe be after the s - there's usually more than one f*** involved...

 

[Merlin5]

I think you guys are missing the point

 

[sphexx]

Or should the apostrophe be after the s - there's usually more than one f*** involved...

Or maybe “sake” refers to rice wine?

 

[mikew]

 

[sphexx]

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It happens. I employed a non resident caretaker for the 11 storey flats I lived in. Very fit young man who came highly recommended, previously worked in a much higher local Council block. Ran up and down stairs all day, impressive. Turned out he was terrified of lifts . We sacked him.

 

[Cartus]

 

[Doc]

Come on girls the masks go on your face!!

 

[carper]

Everyone’s been panic buying again so I’ve been stockpiling

 

[Cobra]

I'd go with 'f***'s' as the 'sake' belongs to the 'f***'.

IIRC, I think you said that a few weeks back when the question was posed then

 

[kendo1]

 

[Cobra]

Talking of repeats I guess its time for this one again...

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cartus]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Nod]

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[Gremlin]

 

[Marc]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[kendo1]

 

[KMPhoto]

 

[Cockney]

 

[badlywornroy]

I spent the afternoon down at the beach feeding cannabis laced brownies to the seabirds.

No tern was left unstoned.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

 

[Cartus]

 

[Tigger.ufo]

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Well deserved IMO ...