The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[badlywornroy]

I've just quit my job at the helium balloon factory. I won't be spoken to like that.

 

[Nod]

 

[Nod]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[D-Mitch]

Last night a gunman burst into the Celebrity Big Brother house and killed everyone. Police have no idea who the victims are.

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

An investigative journalist went to Afghanistan to study the culture and was shocked to discover that women were made to walk ten paces behind the men. She asked her guide why and he said, "Because they are considered of lesser status." Outraged the journalist went home. A year later she returned covering violence in the region and was surprised to see the women walking ten paces ahead. She turned to her guide and this time asked, "What has changed?" The guide answered, "Land mines."

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Marc]

 

[Nod]

 

[Nod]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Farmerjim]

Not actually one of my ewes but been there, done that

 

[Nod]

I sincerely hope that by "been there, done that", you don't mean your ewe's tw@!!!

 

[sirch]

If you can’t think of a word say “I forgot the English word for it.” That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot

 

[Gremlin]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Nod]

 

[simon ess]

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I'd be too scared to proof read the text too.

 

[Mag1cp2x]

We can now attend a gathering of up to eight people without any issues.


I don’t even know two people without any issues [emoji848]

 

[badlywornroy]

Dustin Hoffman - The Flea

 

[Nod]

I'd be too scared to proof read the text too.

Unfortunately, the machine I do my image editing on isn't playing ball at the moment so I couldn't make the necessary changes.

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[mstphoto]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

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[mstphoto]

HAPPY EASTER!!