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The sweet with the crappy centre
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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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Ah thats why Cobra needs help rebooting the TP server. Obvious now.
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Aren't even able to make an honest mistake anymore
Of course you are, especially in a language other than your first.
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Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about possible
solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”
The survey was a complete failure because:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And in Australia, New Zealand, Canada, and Great Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about possible
solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”
The survey was a complete failure because:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And in Australia, New Zealand, Canada, and Great Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
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Smiley's are greyed out on my phone
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Try pressing the last icon on the top bar, it looks like a setting symbol. That turns the options on and off on my phone.
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working now, thanks
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And if she is reading over your shoulder, just call it "The last supper"
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