The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Farmerjim]

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[Nod]

Surely one already is?

 

[Cobra]

I didn't say one week only. I'm here for the season.

Oh good

I'm looking forward to that already

 

[Nod]

Glorious 12th?

 

[Nod]

Drunk driving, Gwangnan style!

 

[cosmicma]

 

[mikew]

 

[gm43uk]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

 

[cosmicma]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[mikew]

 

[kennethwfd]

 

[kennethwfd]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Steep]

I suspect only Scots will get this..

 

[Nod]

Not nececelery.

 

[Cobra]

 

[Steep]

Sometimes Twitter works so well..

 

[Steep]

A few years ago I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.

It was a flop.

 

[Nod]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImBr8WHnwBI

 

[Marc]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImBr8WHnwBI

I get this from Son of Satan and my shoes are velcro!

 

[Nod]

Mrs Nod gets it (occasionally) while she's plaiting her hair and I get it (even more occasionally) with shoelaces. Cat's 15 years old FFS!!!

 

[Graham]

** Be aware **

We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) just been to pick it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!WTF??!!! I thought what the hell is that. Has something got in the bag, I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me. I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers, I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...

... A Peeking Duck!!! [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[cosmicma]

Did you know every decision you've ever made in your life lead to this post

 

[cosmicma]

 

[Marc]

 

[DorsetDude]

Just stained my garden bench. Last time I have Aldi vindaloo.

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Skyline]

2 Lions walking down Oxford Street. One says to the other, Quiet for a Saturday.


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I need that walking away emoji back

 

[Cobra]

I need that walking away emoji back

You can type it
: ** Coat**:
Without the ** =



edit, actually its still there ..