A man is walking home alone late one foggy night when suddenly he hears a 'bump'.
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the road towards him.
Bump
Bump
Bump...
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the casket bumping along the road behind him.
Faster, faster.
Bump
Bump
Bump...
He runs up to his door and fumbles with his keys as the casket nears him.
He opens the door and slams it behind him.
He rushes upstairs as the casket smashes down the front door, the lid of the casket clapping.
Clappity bump
Clappity bump
The terrified man runs up the stairs to the bathroom and slams the door shut.
His heart is pounding, his head is reeling, his breath comes in sobbing gasps.
With a loud crash the casket breaks down the door, bumping and clapping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, to defend himself.
His hands manage to grasp a bottle of cough syrup.
Desperate, he throws the bottle at the casket
and...
...the coffin stops.