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WARNING TO ALL DRIVERS:-
Be careful if you're driving to the pub to go for a drink. With Christmas fast approaching the police are doing breath tests on drivers. Last night I went out for a drink and one thing led to another. I had too many shots to mention and lost count of how many pints I downed so I left my car at the pub and decided to take the 11pm bus home. Whilst travelling home on the bus we passed the police check point but with me being on a bus we just got waved past. Luckily for me I arrived home safely with no accidents, surprisingly because i’ve never driven a bus before and I can’t even remember where I got it from.
WARNING TO ALL DRIVERS:-
Be careful if you're driving to the pub to go for a drink. With Christmas fast approaching the police are doing breath tests on drivers. Last night I went out for a drink and one thing led to another. I had too many shots to mention and lost count of how many pints I downed so I left my car at the pub and decided to take the 11pm bus home. Whilst travelling home on the bus we passed the police check point but with me being on a bus we just got waved past. Luckily for me I arrived home safely with no accidents, surprisingly because i’ve never driven a bus before and I can’t even remember where I got it from.
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Just like Frank Hovis on the lavatory....
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In these very difficult trading times I’ve recently started a company manufacturing over-sized sinks...
Does anyone on here mind if I give it a massive plug?
Does anyone on here mind if I give it a massive plug?
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Sorry, say that again... (A man's opportunity to rephrase his suicide note.)
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That is such an old joke that I remember it from my childhood — prisoners telling jokes by numbers, no doubt it’s still going around.Oops.
Its funnier when I tell it though.
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I must be missing something?
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Somebody‘ll be along to tell it, I‘m not sure it’s that funny nowI must be missing something?
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