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Ironic, it's so true.
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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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Pong?
Ah, now I get it. I forgot it was called that, we always called it video tennis.
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PHILOMENA CUNKI have NO idea what this is from!
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An Man was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day .....And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'When the man returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs! 'That's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?' The man nodded ...'I'll tell you though, be all the saints, I thought I were going to drop dead on that third day.''You mean from the hunger?' asked the doctor.'No, from the bloody skipping!'
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An easy thing to do these days; on Tik Tok, it appears you can convince some people of anything!
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A woman armed with a clipboard and pen approached me in the supermarket today and asked which grooming products I used. Judging by the look on her face I don’t think she was expecting me to say Facebook and vodka.
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I must admit that I had to google that
