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An Irishman about to tee off from the first green whan a leprechaun jumped onto his shoulder. He asked the Irishmen what was his greatist wish
. Irishman" I would love to get a hole in one never done it but just once"
leprechaun " I can grant you that wish on one condition, and that is you must never ever get involved with a woman, Not for the rest of you life"
Irishman “Yes I can do that. Not even get interested in any woman”
leprechaun " ok rember you promised "
the Irishman then did of not only got a hole in one but a hole in one on all 18 holes"
Back at the clubroom the people exploded with amazement and delight at this achievement, never been done before
The leprechaun again jumped on his shoulder and said “remember your promise not to get involved with any woman. what do you do for a living”
The Irishman said he was a catholic priest
. Irishman" I would love to get a hole in one never done it but just once"
leprechaun " I can grant you that wish on one condition, and that is you must never ever get involved with a woman, Not for the rest of you life"
Irishman “Yes I can do that. Not even get interested in any woman”
leprechaun " ok rember you promised "
the Irishman then did of not only got a hole in one but a hole in one on all 18 holes"
Back at the clubroom the people exploded with amazement and delight at this achievement, never been done before
The leprechaun again jumped on his shoulder and said “remember your promise not to get involved with any woman. what do you do for a living”
The Irishman said he was a catholic priest