To my darling husband

[Hacker]

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick-up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your beloved Ferrari. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

 

[R8JimBob88]

brilliant!!!!!

 

[moomike]

Ouch!!

 

[marksweb]

fantastic

 

[Joe T]

lol!

 

[Gary Bagshawe]

pmsl

 

[Betty]

Good twist

 

[dod]

 

[PsiFox]

Now if I remember rightly that was a young person (13) that drove the Ferrari into the garage and with the low nose went under the pickup.

 

[Cobra]

OUCH indeed

 

[purpleclouds]

lol very nice!!

 

[inaneredstripe]

 

[Sheep]

Opps!

 

[antonroland]

OUCH!