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Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides,
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt,
'twas split right up the front,
and every time that Mary walked,
the boys could see her ****
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
Simple Simon met a Pieman,
going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you d******d.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "F*** him, he's only an egg.
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ***
and turned its wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
and now they have a son.
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
Little Boy Blew.
Hey! He needed the money.
Jewel
with splits right up the sides,
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt,
'twas split right up the front,
and every time that Mary walked,
the boys could see her ****
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
Simple Simon met a Pieman,
going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you d******d.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "F*** him, he's only an egg.
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ***
and turned its wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
and now they have a son.
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
Little Boy Blew.
Hey! He needed the money.
Jewel
