Hacker
TPer Emeritus
- Messages
- 7,625
- Name
- Colin
- Edit My Images
- Yes
"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." - In the information booklet.
"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." - On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
"For external use only!" - On a curling iron.
"Do not use in shower." - On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping." - On a hair dryer.
"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." - On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." - On an electric rotary tool.
"May irritate eyes." - On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
"Warning: May contain small parts." - On a frisbee.
"Do not use orally." - On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
"Please keep out of children." - On a butchers knife.
"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." - On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
"Do not use for drying pets." - In the manual for a microwave oven.
"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." - On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
"Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft." - In the manual for a jetski.
"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." - A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
"Do not use intimately." - On a tube of deodorant.
"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." - On a portable stroller.
"Do not iron clothes on body." - On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
"Do not drive car or operate machinery." - On Boot's children's cough medicine.
"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." - On a sign at a railroad station.
"Do not turn upside down." - On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.
"May be harmful if swallowed." - On a shipment of hammers.
"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." - In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.
"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." - From a manual for an SGI computer.
"Warning: May contain nuts." - On a package of peanuts.
"Do not eat if seal is missing." - On said seal.
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." - On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.
"Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." - Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.
"Do not use orally after using rectally." - In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
"Do not put in mouth." - On a box of rockets.
"Not dishwasher safe." - On a remote control for a TV.
"Do not put lit candles on phone." - On the instructions for a cordless phone.
"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." - On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
"For external use only!" - On a curling iron.
"Do not use in shower." - On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping." - On a hair dryer.
"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." - On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." - On an electric rotary tool.
"May irritate eyes." - On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
"Warning: May contain small parts." - On a frisbee.
"Do not use orally." - On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
"Please keep out of children." - On a butchers knife.
"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." - On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
"Do not use for drying pets." - In the manual for a microwave oven.
"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." - On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
"Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft." - In the manual for a jetski.
"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." - A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
"Do not use intimately." - On a tube of deodorant.
"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." - On a portable stroller.
"Do not iron clothes on body." - On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
"Do not drive car or operate machinery." - On Boot's children's cough medicine.
"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." - On a sign at a railroad station.
"Do not turn upside down." - On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.
"May be harmful if swallowed." - On a shipment of hammers.
"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." - In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.
"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." - From a manual for an SGI computer.
"Warning: May contain nuts." - On a package of peanuts.
"Do not eat if seal is missing." - On said seal.
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." - On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.
"Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." - Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.
"Do not use orally after using rectally." - In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
"Do not put in mouth." - On a box of rockets.
"Not dishwasher safe." - On a remote control for a TV.
"Do not put lit candles on phone." - On the instructions for a cordless phone.
