It really was a PMSL moment this morning at Maccy'Ds Thetford.
I was a little to late for my usual breakfast wrap at the poor man's Tiffany's today, by about 20 mins. ( Bugger
)
( some stop breakfasts at 10:30 some at 11:00 )
But the guy behind the counter "offered" to sell me a bacon & egg Mc Muffin, that had been sat there for about 20 mins.
So I said will you sell that as a meal? Oh no sorry, can't do that he said, we are out of Hash browns.
So, ( now I'm getting into the swing of things) I said, you want to sell me an old McMuffin at full price, and a coffee at full price, because you have run out of hash browns?
Well I can't sell you it as a meal, as we have no hash browns ( for those that don't know you can save £1.50- £2.00 buying a meal instead of single items)
I said OK sell me a meal, and hold the hash brown.
I can't do that he said it comes as a meal
What are you going to do with the McMuff's that you don't sell I said?
We throw them away he said.
Throw one at me and sell me a cappuccino, says I.
Oh I can't do that as they are not fit for human consumption ...
This guy was a classic, he didn't seem "speshal" at all, but his responses were very special indeed.
(Product training at its best? )
I was very nearly wetting myself at this point, Its fun playing chess with a pigeon at times, but I had to admit defeat.
Its OK, I said, there's a burger van down the road,
I'll get a freshly cooked bacon roll and a coffee, that is actually hot. And I'll save 2 quid into the bargain.
I turned to leave, Oh Ok he say's, do you want this McMuffin then?
I fear a small tear may have trickled down my leg