Not vindictive at all, I just feel the need to balance your holier than though attitude with the evidence that when you did actually shoot weddings you were anything other than 'professional', and that despite your constant banging on about 'professional' there's evidence for anyone to find which shows that you might talk a good fight, but it goes no further than that.
I'm a lovely chap but as a blunt northerner who's pulled myself up by my bootstraps, the one thing that really gets on my wires are people who constantly put others down whilst pretending to be awesome when they're not.
I've met some truly amazing photographers through this forum, and not a single one of them has ever been as 'full of themselves' as you. I consider warning others of the value of your 'advice' a public service.
Now if you'd just get down off your high horse, act with some humility and self awareness - we'd all get on fine. But if you keep puffing your chest out, I'll carry on being a thorn in your side. If at any time you think I've overstepped the mark, feel free to RTM me.