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I HATE group shots. There, I said it. Every blinkin' wedding the bride has a list of 60 shots they want taken. I am always amused at the suprised realisation that appears on their faces when I point out that even if we got everyone together, posed and smiling within 60 seconds we'll still be there for an hour before we've finished.
Group shots appear to always involve at least one from each of the groups below;
1. Grandparent with mobility issues that takes twenty minutes to get in position.
2. Shy / Annoying middle aged female who tries to hide behind someone else and looks all grumpy when asked to move.
3. Comedy Uncle - Oh, you pulled a funny face - how hilarious!
4. The blinkers - 'nuff said.
5. the Stinkers - Always the ones on the the end of a group shot that stand three paces away from everyone else - presumably so that their personal hygeine issues do not come into play.
There is always a dustbin / fire extinguisher / tramp in the background that you just can't avoid so needs to be removed in PP.
Someone is always missing through out the photo's then turns up at the end, drink in hand, moaning that they want a snap with the bride.
And why, oh why do I always end up climbing on something? :shrug: For todays group shot I found myself sat on a lead roof which was at roughly 2000 degrees C, half way up a fire escape outside a hotel. Not easy in a suit!
AND I hate edditing the bloomin' things. Its like comparing paint samples - after 15 minutes they all look the same and you find it hard to care if its Warm Tangerine or Marbella Peach your looking at.
BUT I will continue to smile, give direction to the rabble and record these boring, staged, clinical moments to give the bride something to worry about for the months running up to the wedding.
So to my question - Wedding togs - whats the worst bit of the day? What bit of the wedding makes you want to hide in the car eating biscuits?
Discuss.......
Group shots appear to always involve at least one from each of the groups below;
1. Grandparent with mobility issues that takes twenty minutes to get in position.
2. Shy / Annoying middle aged female who tries to hide behind someone else and looks all grumpy when asked to move.
3. Comedy Uncle - Oh, you pulled a funny face - how hilarious!
4. The blinkers - 'nuff said.
5. the Stinkers - Always the ones on the the end of a group shot that stand three paces away from everyone else - presumably so that their personal hygeine issues do not come into play.
There is always a dustbin / fire extinguisher / tramp in the background that you just can't avoid so needs to be removed in PP.
Someone is always missing through out the photo's then turns up at the end, drink in hand, moaning that they want a snap with the bride.
And why, oh why do I always end up climbing on something? :shrug: For todays group shot I found myself sat on a lead roof which was at roughly 2000 degrees C, half way up a fire escape outside a hotel. Not easy in a suit!
AND I hate edditing the bloomin' things. Its like comparing paint samples - after 15 minutes they all look the same and you find it hard to care if its Warm Tangerine or Marbella Peach your looking at.
BUT I will continue to smile, give direction to the rabble and record these boring, staged, clinical moments to give the bride something to worry about for the months running up to the wedding.
So to my question - Wedding togs - whats the worst bit of the day? What bit of the wedding makes you want to hide in the car eating biscuits?
Discuss.......