What does your daddy do?

[dod]

''I was visiting a primary school the other day and the teacher was asking all the kids what their parents did for a living. This wee girl put her hand up and the teacher said: 'Yes Sheila'. She said: 'Please Miss my daddy’s a farmer'. So the teacher wrote farmer up on the blackboard and said: 'that’s very good. Anyone else?'

"And of course wee Johnny puts his hand up and the teacher said: 'Yes Johnny' and Johnny said: 'My dad’s a bouncer in a lap dancing bar.'

"The teacher went: 'Oh heavens' she stopped the lesson immediately and said: 'get your reading books out.' She said to wee Johnny: 'come outside' she said: 'I’m really sorry I hope I didn’t embarrass you asking you that question. Is your daddy really a bouncer in a lap dancing bar?'

"He said: 'No Miss, he is actually an architect at the Scottish Parliament and I was too embarrassed to say so.'

 

[Warspite]

Rofl:laugh1:

 

[CarlOgden]

Me likes that....

 

[mrgubby]

Only problem is that it's true.

 

[ed34]

lol

 

[markgray]

Lol

 

[Keltic Ice Man]

Like that one alot.

Anyone tried watching the scottish parliament on TV. I watched the Gaelic bill last year coz it was of interest to me but I fell asleep after a few mins.

Must be a good job getting paid to sleep through speeches. -WAKE UP I've FINISHED

 

[Fangman]

Hasn't it fallen down as soon as the Queen left, or was it a bit of English oak getting its own back!

 

[daveyuk]

ROFL Very good