who is......Cap'n Keelhauler

Yarrrr, Wench Pitstop be right, it's International Talk Loik a Poirate day (Mine has a cornish accent).

Right me hearties, I be off collecting the lad from schoool.... Yarrrr
 
In that case I am "Dread Pirate Vane"

Now all I need is a Parrot to pearch on me shoulder!
 
Harr Harr! I be lovin talk like a pirate day me hearties! shiver me timbers and haul in me anchor!

Wheere be that rum I been savin for the occasion??

Left Eye Lewie
 
I be watching this 'ere thread with interest. Ain't seen no pirates 'ere in Tamworth!

Ah but I be working with plenty of cowboys, ahar!!!!
 
Arrr me 'arty's....Oi be Dax the Magnificent for this 'ere day arrrr

/takes swig from hip flask of rum :beer:
 
Does this mean pirate software and dvd's are legal today?
 
Cap'N Keelhauler is that you floating about in your dingy in Heaton park lake? Waving your jolly roger about or is it a CANON your holding

Black Bob (NEW TO PIRATIN):bonk:
 
Q: Why are Pirates scary?

A: Because they Yarrrrrr!!! ;)


Two Pirate ships collided off the Spanish Maine, one had a cargo of blue paint and one had a cargo of red paint - Both the crews were marooned.

Q: Where do the Pirates get their coffee?

A: Starrrrrrrrrrrbucks!

Thank you mateys,... I'm here all week ;);)
 
Ahoy! shipmates :D

Cap'n Keelhauler might be ashore a-picking up young boys... the filthy landlubber! :eek:
But me... Dirty Fanny O'Malley, & Black-Hearted Bob, are still 'ere to make sure you filthy dogs keep swabbing these 'ere decks.
Oi want to see no slacking, or thar'll be no grog in ye bellies tonight! :naughty:
 
InaGlo said:
Ahoy! shipmates :D

.....
But me... Dirty Fanny O'Malley, & Black-Hearted Bob, are still 'ere to make sure you filthy dogs keep swabbing these 'ere decks.
Oi want to see no slacking, or thar'll be no grog in ye bellies tonight! :naughty:
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I be disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Arrr!
 
InaGlo said:
Then there be the Cat o' nine tails for thee, shipmate!
Infact oi be pleased to do the dirty deed meself ... me being so well aquainted with a whip an all! :naughty:
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:woot: .... sorry, I mean, only too happy to swab the decks matey.
 
InaGlo said:
But me... Dirty Fanny O'Malley , & Black-Hearted Bob, are still 'ere to make sure you filthy dogs keep swabbing these 'ere decks.
Oi want to see no slacking, or thar'll be no grog in ye bellies tonight! :naughty:
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Oi be thinking ya need to be doin' a bit o swabbin' yerself arrrr :LOL:
 
:LOL:
 
Greetings pop picture takers, alright? (y)
Straight in at number 1 we have the Rusty Cutlass. :D
You ain't seen nothing yet, not 'arf! ;)

Sorry, my pirate is just the radio variety. :shrug:

Jack the Ale Guzzler (How can that thing be so accurate?)
 
spannerdude said:
Greetings pop picture takers, alright? (y)
Straight in at number 1 we have the Rusty Cutlass. :D
You ain't seen nothing yet, not 'arf! ;)

Sorry, my pirate is just the radio variety. :shrug:

Jack the Ale Guzzler (How can that thing be so accurate?)
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Just checked mine Daxx the Magnificent. (y)
 
Watch out 'cos mine is,

"Machete" Roberta Hacke

Great piece of nonsense, who thinks up these things. :LOL:
 
I say chaps, what's going on here :cautious:
 
Yarrrrse !!

"Mad Dog Bonney" be after yerr wenches arnndd dubloons


yaaaarrrrrssseeee
 
trademark you say :cautious:

Oh........self incrimination is never a good thing..........:runaway:
 
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