maybe not boring, but those management type motivation talks... Just don't have the energy or enthusiasm for them at all, especially today .... Executive and marketing speak ...
"bring to the table"
"going great guns"
"jump through hoops"
"pro-active"
"actionable"
"incentivise"
"impact" (used as a verb)
"leverage" (used as a verb)
"there is an issue around..."
"take it to the next level"
"an exercise in box-ticking"
"out of the loop"
My boss said today to me, '..I hope you understand the concept. A matrix that is fundamentally matricised...' ???? Eh ???
A few more from the Office Angels site ...
Thought Grenade - hopefully the result of productive Thought Showers, Thought Grenades are explosive good ideas (65%)
Lets Sunset That - what happens to bad ideas i.e. they never see the light of day again (63%)
Information Touchpoint - pioneering office workers will no longer attend meetings in 2007, instead Information Touchpoints will be on the daily agenda (43%)
http://www.office-angels.com/content_dynamic/display.asp?session_id=&id=167
Can you guess what kinda day I've had in work
:bonk: :bang: