Recent content by Mountkeen

So the multiple posts in this thread about Boris Johnson, Donald Trump, etc. are "jokes" rather than "political statements" eh? Hmmmm.......curious And yet earlier today this "joke" about a cyclist being hit by the driver of a vehicle who is texting doesn't get pulled. It seems videos...

This is called: The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc ) I wasn't aware that the acceptable criteria for posting now consisted of "jokes" only, and that amusing videos were now banned. Maybe change the title of the thread

** Staff edit** This is not a joke, I've deleted it once, don't make me do it a second time! post it elsewhere if you must.

I decided to cut back on my smoking by only having a cigarette after meals. I'm now down to 40 meals a day.

Today's Workday Tip

Dung beetle walks into a bar.... “Is this stool taken?”

Both my iPad and iPhone seem fine

You're missing out on some gems. The Grand Budapest Hotel is one of my favourites. Here's a video that dissects his style

Or the mud!! :rolleyes:

For those who are fans of Wes Anderson's very deliberate compositional style, he has a new film coming out, "Asteroid City", the trailer of which demonstrates that style perfectly. I love the vintage film palettes he's used - VERY Wes Anderson. (Looks to be very funny too.)

I really hope that Elon Musk never gets investigated over anything as Elongate would be really dragged out

Tesco’s, good occasionally busy later. Sainsbury’s moderate to good, sale on Cornflakes. Asda, slight to moderate, heavy crowds by evening. Marks and Spencer and Co-Op, fair. Waitrose, fair to moderate, spillage in aisle 7. Lidl and Aldi, rough at first, moderate later. And that’s...

For sale: BMW. 6 years old 50,000 miles 1 owner Minor scratches on bodywork Tyres in good condition Indicators as new