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Tigger.ufo

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• 3 Jul 2020

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TPFT cover ....

 

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• 3 Jul 2020

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How cool is that? all I need to know now, is, where is it?

 

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• 3 Jul 2020

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pretty obvious really.

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• 3 Jul 2020

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• 4 Jul 2020

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• 4 Jul 2020

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Cobra said:

How cool is that? all I need to know now, is, where is it?

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It would also be handy to know where the other one is.

 

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• 4 Jul 2020

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Cobra said:

How cool is that? all I need to know now, is, where is it?

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Wild guess. Portugal. Probably whilst we still had Post Office Telephones

 

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• 4 Jul 2020

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• 4 Jul 2020

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I volunteer to do

 

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pretty obvious really.

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• 4 Jul 2020

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• 5 Jul 2020

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• 5 Jul 2020

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• 5 Jul 2020

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I had an LP called “Wasp Noises”, but when I played the first track it didn’t sound like a wasp and the second track didn’t sound like a wasp either...

Then I realised I was playing the B side...

 

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• 5 Jul 2020

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It was my brothers birthday yesterday.

He’s a bomb disposal expert.

Took him 6 hours to open his present...

 

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• 5 Jul 2020

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Mountkeen said:

I had an LP called “Wasp Noises”, but when I played the first track it didn’t sound like a wasp and the second track didn’t sound like a wasp either...

Then I realised I was playing the B side...

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Buzz off!

 

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• 5 Jul 2020

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Mountkeen said:

It was my brothers birthday yesterday.

He’s a bomb disposal expert.

Took him 6 hours to open his present...

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Boom Boom!

 

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• 5 Jul 2020

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• 5 Jul 2020

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And I think he's online at the moment...

 

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• 5 Jul 2020

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And I think he's online at the moment...

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• 5 Jul 2020

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• 5 Jul 2020

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Mountkeen

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• 5 Jul 2020

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My girlfriend does a better black country accent than me.

I've concluded that the female of the species is more Dudley than the Male.