Wild guess. Portugal. Probably whilst we still had Post Office Telephones
Buzz off!I had an LP called “Wasp Noises”, but when I played the first track it didn’t sound like a wasp and the second track didn’t sound like a wasp either...
Then I realised I was playing the B side...
Boom Boom!It was my brothers birthday yesterday.
He’s a bomb disposal expert.
Took him 6 hours to open his present...
And I think he's online at the moment...