The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

Little Johnny walked in on his parents and saw them doing it. He asked his dad what he was doing to his mom. His dad said, "Go back to sleep, we're making you a little brother." In the morning, the dad was walking to his car when he saw Johnny banging the exhaust pipe and asked Johnny what he was doing. Johnny said, "I'm making myself a little car."
 
Breaking News: The whole of Cornwall has been placed into tier 4 lockdown after hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families.
Apparently the Arrrrr rate has increased dramatically.
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Testing The Morals Of the TP community

This test only has one question, but it is a very important one. By
giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The
test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you
will have to make a decision.

Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

The Situation

You are in London . There is chaos all around you caused by severe
flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions.

You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you are
caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless.

You are trying to shoot career-making photos. Houses are collapsing,
and people are swirling around you with many disappearing into the
water.

Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.


THE TEST


Suddenly, you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life,
trying not to be taken down with the debris.


You move closer ... Somehow, the man looks familiar.....

You suddenly realise who it is …

It is the Muslim Cleric, Abu Hamza, the one-eyed, hook handed b*****d
who hates non-Muslims and wants the UK to become an Islamic State! You
notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.


You have two options:


Save the life of Abu.

or

Shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of
one of the country's most despised and evil men !



THE QUESTION



Here is the question, and please give an honest answer.....

Would you select high contrast colour exposure, or would you go with
the classic simplicity of black and white ?
 
Testing The Morals Of the TP community

This test only has one question, but it is a very important one. By
giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The
test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you
will have to make a decision.

Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

The Situation

You are in London . There is chaos all around you caused by severe
flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions.

You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you are
caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless.

You are trying to shoot career-making photos. Houses are collapsing,
and people are swirling around you with many disappearing into the
water.

Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.


THE TEST


Suddenly, you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life,
trying not to be taken down with the debris.


You move closer ... Somehow, the man looks familiar.....

You suddenly realise who it is …

It is the Muslim Cleric, Abu Hamza, the one-eyed, hook handed b*****d
who hates non-Muslims and wants the UK to become an Islamic State! You
notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.


You have two options:


Save the life of Abu.

or

Shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of
one of the country's most despised and evil men !



THE QUESTION



Here is the question, and please give an honest answer.....

Would you select high contrast colour exposure, or would you go with
the classic simplicity of black and white ?
Well obviously you would shoot in RAW and then you choose colour/mono and contrast during PP

Oh, I get it now, it's a joke about shooting in JPEG :ROFLMAO:
 
Testing The Morals Of the TP community

This test only has one question, but it is a very important one. By
giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The
test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you
will have to make a decision.

Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

The Situation

You are in London . There is chaos all around you caused by severe
flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions.

You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you are
caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless.

You are trying to shoot career-making photos. Houses are collapsing,
and people are swirling around you with many disappearing into the
water.

Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.


THE TEST


Suddenly, you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life,
trying not to be taken down with the debris.


You move closer ... Somehow, the man looks familiar.....

You suddenly realise who it is …

It is the Muslim Cleric, Abu Hamza, the one-eyed, hook handed b*****d
who hates non-Muslims and wants the UK to become an Islamic State! You
notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.

P
You have two options:


Save the life of Abu.

or

Shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of
one of the country's most despised and evil men !



THE QUESTION



Here is the question, and please give an honest answer.....

Would you select high contrast colour exposure, or would you go with
the classic simplicity of black and white ?

Pointless question -- there is no black & white answer :exit:
 
I’d give him a hand
 
A young man walks up to his granny and asks her, "Granny, have you seen my pills? They're marked LSD." She replies, "Forget the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen!?"
 
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