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A violinist went to sleep. His dream was like this: An angel appeared from the skies and told him:"I have two pieces of news to tell you. One is good news and the other one is bad news . With which one should I start?" And the violinist replied: "With the good one". The angel continues: "After you die you will go to heaven. And in heaven you will be sitting besides Paganini, in the heaven´s Orchestra.". The violinist, stunned with this amazing news, asked about the bad news, and the angel replied: "The bad news is that your first rehearsal starts tomorrow".
 
My wife caused an international incident when she dropped our Xmas dinner...the destruction of Turkey and the breaking of China.

It led to a Chile atmosphere.

It drove Brazil nuts.

And left Brussels in a terrible state.

Only the Swede was edible

So in the end everyone went Hungary!
 
Nearly as good as Mark's ram/sweet interface picture (it's my only commercialmas article of clothing and I'm wearing it as I type!)
 
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