An old man crashes his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out, confronts the old man and says “Give me $10,000 cash for the damages or I will beat you to a pulp!”
The old man replies, “Whoa, wait a second, mister! I don’t have that much money... but let me call my grandson. He trains dolphins.”
The old man dials his grandson. As he is about to speak to him, the owner of the expensive car yanks the phone out of his hand and says “So, I hear that you train dolphins. Well, your grandfather just hit and damaged my car. You bring me $10,000 or I’m gonna beat the crap outta him!”
The grandson replies, “Okay, give me 15 minutes and I’ll be there.”
In exactly 15 minutes, the grandson pulls up in a big Humvee. Four large, strong-looking men jump out and beat the hell out of the expensive car owner.
Meanwhile the grandson walks over to his old grandfather and says, “Grandad, for the hundredth time, I train Navy Seals, not dolphins.”