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We must all do our bit for the planet ?
I have just unplugged a row of electric cars that no one was using.
I have just unplugged a row of electric cars that no one was using.
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An old man visited his doctor for help with a problem.
"Doctor, I don't know what's wrong, but I fart all the time. It's weird because they are silent and odourless, but I can't stop. In fact, I've farted about 6 times just sitting here. What can I do?"
The doctor examined the man and then replied, "I'm giving you a prescription. Take one of the pills every morning and then come see me in a week."
A week later, the old man came back to the doctor and he was upset. "Doc, those pills didn't help - they made it worse! I'm still farting, but now they smell terrible"
The doctor replied, "Now that we've cleared your sinuses, we can work on your hearing."
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"Doctor, I don't know what's wrong, but I fart all the time. It's weird because they are silent and odourless, but I can't stop. In fact, I've farted about 6 times just sitting here. What can I do?"
The doctor examined the man and then replied, "I'm giving you a prescription. Take one of the pills every morning and then come see me in a week."
A week later, the old man came back to the doctor and he was upset. "Doc, those pills didn't help - they made it worse! I'm still farting, but now they smell terrible"
The doctor replied, "Now that we've cleared your sinuses, we can work on your hearing."
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I was having a s***e in the train toilet yesterday on my way to Manchester, when some bloke knocked on the door.
He said, "Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a s***e!"
He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"
"No problem" I said, sliding it under, "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
He said, "Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a s***e!"
He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"
"No problem" I said, sliding it under, "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
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