The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

Clive K said:
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Whilst I will have a bottle of tequila ready I think FIFA have destroyed the World Cup and changed it from a competition for fans and to determine the best team in the world (after the mighty Killie!) to a money making venture to line the pockets of Infantino and his cronies - the three most corrupt organisations - FIFA, IOC and Trumps government!
 
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Her cloacaroom's full of 'em!
 
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sirch said:
If there's going to be a social media ban for under 16's to protect their mental health

Shouldn't there also be a Daily Mail ban for over 60's for the same reason ...
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Why just for the over 60s?
 
Try swimming in it...
 
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I'd like to preface this by saying I have the greatest respect for musicians. The coordination needed for any instrument is beyond me and I have a particular respect for drummers.

They must be incredibly fit and are able to do four different things at the same time, so I feel drummers get a bit of a rough time.

We have probably heard jokes about drummers most of which are fairly poor but I thought this one was quite clever.

Q. How do you know a drummer is at the front door?

A. The knocking gets faster but the they don't know when to come in.

Dave
 
A former Marine Commando commented on the recent Argentinian flag controversy at the World Cup. He said that he remembers seeing the same flag at Port Stanley in 1982. But there wasn't any writing on it.
 
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Graham W said:
I do recall seeing a bloke in camo' trousers and a HiVis jacket!
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Saw a crowd of photographers stalking a Jaguar in full camo - including lens coats. At a zoo...
 
Training sergeant - "Private Smith! I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning!"

Private Smith - "Thank you, Sergeant!"
 
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