The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

Whilst I will have a bottle of tequila ready I think FIFA have destroyed the World Cup and changed it from a competition for fans and to determine the best team in the world (after the mighty Killie!) to a money making venture to line the pockets of Infantino and his cronies - the three most corrupt organisations - FIFA, IOC and Trumps government!
 
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Her cloacaroom's full of 'em!
 
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If there's going to be a social media ban for under 16's to protect their mental health

Shouldn't there also be a Daily Mail ban for over 60's for the same reason ...
100% !!
 
Why just for the over 60s?
 
Try swimming in it...
 
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I'd like to preface this by saying I have the greatest respect for musicians. The coordination needed for any instrument is beyond me and I have a particular respect for drummers.

They must be incredibly fit and are able to do four different things at the same time, so I feel drummers get a bit of a rough time.

We have probably heard jokes about drummers most of which are fairly poor but I thought this one was quite clever.

Q. How do you know a drummer is at the front door?

A. The knocking gets faster but the they don't know when to come in.


Dave
 
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