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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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When I was working & living in London, I had to have regular blood tests. The blood clinic opened at 07.00, so I could get there, get my blood done, and be on a train before 08.00, and get to work for 09.00, or I would commute on the FireBlade. Bloody OAP's getting there about 06.45, and treating it like a big get together. I had to get to work, they had all day!
Now I'm retired I wouldn't dream of getting my blood done before 09.00 at the earliest.
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Put 100 women and 10 men on a deserted island.
In 100 years, you will have a thriving community of men, women, boys, and girls.
Now, put 100 trans women and 10 men on a deserted island.
In 100 years you will find the skeletons of 110 men.
Follow me for more science.
In 100 years, you will have a thriving community of men, women, boys, and girls.
Now, put 100 trans women and 10 men on a deserted island.
In 100 years you will find the skeletons of 110 men.
Follow me for more science.
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Nothing wrong with being non-binary, I mean, look at the science:
Put 10 binary men on an island and in 100 years you will have two men and they'll be four years older.
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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked,
“How long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.”
The guy left. A few days later,
the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber looked around at the shop and said, “About 3 hours.” The guy left.
A week later…..
The same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,
“How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop and said,
“About an hour and a half.”
The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said…
"Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.
" A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, “So, where does he go when he leaves?”
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, “Your house!”
“How long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.”
The guy left. A few days later,
the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber looked around at the shop and said, “About 3 hours.” The guy left.
A week later…..
The same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,
“How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop and said,
“About an hour and a half.”
The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said…
"Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.
" A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, “So, where does he go when he leaves?”
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, “Your house!”
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