The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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When I was working & living in London, I had to have regular blood tests. The blood clinic opened at 07.00, so I could get there, get my blood done, and be on a train before 08.00, and get to work for 09.00, or I would commute on the FireBlade. Bloody OAP's getting there about 06.45, and treating it like a big get together. I had to get to work, they had all day!

Now I'm retired I wouldn't dream of getting my blood done before 09.00 at the earliest.
 
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The last time that King Charles spoke the words; "Andy Burnham" he was advising his brother how to get rid of some photos.
 
Put 100 women and 10 men on a deserted island.

In 100 years, you will have a thriving community of men, women, boys, and girls.

Now, put 100 trans women and 10 men on a deserted island.
In 100 years you will find the skeletons of 110 men.

Follow me for more science.
 
Cordy said:
Put 100 women and 10 men on a deserted island.

In 100 years, you will have a thriving community of men, women, boys, and girls.

Now, put 100 trans women and 10 men on a deserted island.
In 100 years you will find the skeletons of 110 men.

Follow me for more science.
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Nothing wrong with being non-binary, I mean, look at the science:

Put 10 binary men on an island and in 100 years you will have two men and they'll be four years older.
 
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