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Why don't brooms have longer hadles?
I've just been sweeping the patio and done my back, again. :(
 
Cockney said:
Why don't brooms have longer hadles?
I've just been sweeping the patio and done my back, again. :(
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Is it the handle or the technique ;) ?

PS if you bought it secondhand, was the guy you bought it from named Murphy by any chance......and the last time he changed the broom head he cut the handle down :thinking: ?
 
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Why was the answer 42 ?
 
Cockney said:
Why don't brooms have longer hadles?
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Did no one tell you that you're supposed to attach them to an e-scooter and drive around, rather than manipulate them by hand?
simon ess said:
Why do dogs like sticks?
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They don't . Humans keep throwing them and dogs just fetch them back to keep the place tidy.
Box Brownie said:
Why was the answer 42 ?
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Because it was the sixth dimension of the seventh heaven, didn't you know? Ergo, 6x7 = 42 Duh.:exit:
 
This could be a very enlightening thread.:D

Why do we dream ? Nature doesn't normally do something that's not to its benefit.
 
How long till battlestar galactica and the fleet arrive .. ?
 
Why does a gap between your teeth feel massive when using your tongue to feel. Yet when you use your finger, it's hardly any size at all?
 
What use is a mosquito & why do they prefer biting me rather than anyone else in my family?
 
Jungli said:
Why does a gap between your teeth feel massive when using your tongue to feel. Yet when you use your finger, it's hardly any size at all?
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Speaking as somebody who had a crown fall out this morning. I can cofirm this is factually correct.
 
If JRM also known as 'the haunted pencil' had come anywhere near me I would have swatted him.......
 
broc said:
& why do they prefer biting me rather than anyone else in my family?
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When I was in the wilds of the USA I was bitten by just about everything, midge like, but my resident hosts hardly touched at all.
When I asked the question, the answer was because I was fresh & tender meat..
 
Jungli said:
Why does a gap between your teeth feel massive when using your tongue to feel. Yet when you use your finger, it's hardly any size at all?
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It is to do with the number of sensors per sq inch.

On your back you'd hardly feel anything.
 
Cobra said:
When I was in the wilds of the USA I was bitten by just about everything, midge like, but my resident hosts hardly touched at all.
When I asked the question, the answer was because I was fresh & tender meat..
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I am old and probably not very tender to eat but it still doesn't stop mosquito bites.

I have only found one person who was a better magnet for biting insects & that was a fellow passenger on a cruise. We were in the middle of Glacier Bay in Alaska, miles offshore & he still got bitten.
 
Why does our Tom cat constantly beg to go out just so he can whine to come right back in?
 
Is there a way to know if your juicy steak or other juicy piece of meat is actually smaller bits of said meat put together with that meat glue stuff?
 
gman said:
Is there a way to know if your juicy steak or other juicy piece of meat is actually smaller bits of said meat put together with that meat glue stuff?
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Meat glue?
 
Cockney said:
Meat glue?
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Yeah, I was being slowly sucked down the TikTok rabbit hole when a short documentary on meat glue popped up. :puke:

I've barely looked into it and not sure if there are any health implications (seem popular in restaurants?, but one thought was that surely it's a case of massive misrepresentation to pass a joined together bit of meat as a whole steak? Was wondering if anyone knows more about it from personal experience/involvement.
 
gman said:
Yeah, I was being slowly sucked down the TikTok rabbit hole when a short documentary on meat glue popped up. :puke:

I've barely looked into it and not sure if there are any health implications (seem popular in restaurants?, but one thought was that surely it's a case of massive misrepresentation to pass a joined together bit of meat as a whole steak? Was wondering if anyone knows more about it from personal experience/involvement.
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Are you telling me the Pork drumstick I had may not have been real?
 
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