Caption Competition

[Jade]

oh ken save me ... i think ive broke a nail

 

[Deleted member 3428]

Hehe some good ones chaps but I like Right then Katie, Pete............. just one big smile for the camera. so well done MG Closely followed by Canon Bob's Ken, why do you keep saying " a gottle of gear"? so it's over to you MG

 

[shrimperblue]

"...ok why did I sew my two fingers together again?.."

 

[Hacker]

I thought I'd revive this thread with an image I came across from last year, I didn't realise I had it!

 

[Cobra]

you can lead a horse to water ............

 

[susie]

Lets see if these float

 

[cherryrig]

"Does my bum look big if I'm doing this........?"

 

[Borats Baby]

Horse: "Oh no, thats the second time this week"

Jockey: "Its ok for you!, mines all squished into my nice clean pants"

 

[davidbridges]

'' fire in the hole ! ''

 

[Dino f]

'' fire in the hole ! ''

 

[Slapo]

Lets see if these float

My favourite

 

[crapshot]

horse:- ''well I did tell you I'm scared of water!''

 

[HIMUPNORTH]

"I said abandon SHIP!"

Good to see this thread return

 

[Slapo]

Mine would be:
"Float your boat darling."

 

[gwocni]

"You made a right bl@@dy horses ass of that one didn't you"

 

[frank]

Awww!!! Sh!t !!!

 

[Dark Star]

'a bigger splash'

 

[Detritus]

If you lost some weight I wouldn't need to dump any for the high jumps.

 

[trip]

Horse: 'If i can make it round on only my front legs, it will really impress the judges'

 

[Slapo]

Horse: 'If i can make it round on only my front legs, it will really impress the judges'

With a smile please

 

[Kev_mk3]

"check ma bad self"

 

[Airscene]

"well the rest was crap, but maybe we'll get some points for artistical merit"

 

[Shutterman]

"Told you not to kick me when I have wind......."

 

[Hacker]

Lets see if these float

It was a close run thing but Susie is the winner!

NEXT!

 

[susie]

Wow, thats the first thing I have won for a while!!

As nobody else has come up with anything I will offer this - not a good pic, but could be ok for a caption!

 

[Cobra]

See I told you they're water tight

 

[Marcel]

"This is what we think of your cheap bread!!!"

 

[Canon Bob]

"Hold your fire until she gets a little bit closer......"

Bob

 

[frank]

Moon River

 

[Slapo]

"Do you think they'll find us?"

 

[Airscene]

"Youths terrorise bathers in a new take on the old fake shark fin gag"

 

[hellkat]

"Come on let me see you shake your tail feather
Do it right, shake it shake it shake it baby
Head over, let me see you shake your tail feather
Aaahhh... Shake it!"

 

[HIMUPNORTH]

Despite numerous requests from the RSPB Bessie would not stop feeding the ducks her home-made bread.

 

[Toothie]

I know its down here some where, help me look

 

[jamesward93]

.........and for our next impression, icebergs!

 

[tim]

New and improved Daz!

The one on the left we washed in new Daz whilst the one on the right we washed in old Daz!

For whiter than white whites!!

 

[staffitaxi]

The owners of the Ostrich farm were becoming slightly suspicious that they had been ripped off.

 

[TrooperUK]

Someone shouted "DUCK"

 

[susie]

Well with the votes (from my office fiends) added up, we have a tie (in alphabetical order) between

Canon Bob
Cobra
Himupnorth


Next picture please!!

 

[barsbyart]

Don't you just hate it when a game of 'Cormorants' goes bad and you get your beak stuck in the mud!?