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And I didn't write a word of it

So many adverts on ebay are obviously written by AI, so I though I would see what it does, at least it didn't say it could fry an egg :)
 
Interesting!

So knowing little about such AI bots(?) what was your criteria phrase of phrases that gave the AI to produce?
 
When I was at school, the careers adviser asked me what I wanted to do.
My reply was a mattress tester or umbrella maker.

Now I know what the job would have been :)



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Well at least fewer Advertising types will be paid to spout their bull**** at us in future :)
 
Where is Dalton's Weekly when you need the unvarnished truth!
 
The phrase "a lot of old flannel" springs to mind. If I saw that I'd probably avoid the product. ;)
 
ancient_mariner said:
The phrase "a lot of old flannel" springs to mind. If I saw that I'd probably avoid the product. ;)
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Now make it less like an advertising pitch and more like a real person wrote it.....

That's a prompt btw. For English text I almost never use the first draft from ai but after a few refinements it's generally good. For code it's usually ok.

You think humans still write most of the stuff you read? Hmm.
 
JonathanRyan said:
Now make it less like an advertising pitch and more like a real person wrote it.....

That's a prompt btw. For English text I almost never use the first draft from ai but after a few refinements it's generally good. For code it's usually ok.

You think humans still write most of the stuff you read? Hmm.
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I don't have a TV, don't listen to 'popular' radio if I can help it, view just a couple of news sites and read a few forums. I am quite averse to advertising speak, whether man or computer made.
 
Reminds me of the lady who was told that the cheapest funeral notice could contain a maximum of ten words. John Smith died. Used clothes, motorcycle and car for sale.
 
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