The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Steep]

A totally completely unequivocally not photoshopped image of Theresa May - the BBC...

 

[DorsetDude]

I 've decided to paint all my clothes , I'm on the second coat now

 

[Server Hamster]

A totally completely unequivocally not photoshopped image of Theresa May - the BBC...

Is that a Russian hamster?

 

[mikew]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Steep]

I was surprised to see someone had posted a picture of the wiring behind my PC.

 

[Cobra]

 

[AHILL]

Someone out there must be "deadly" at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)

PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER


DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT


THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE


THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS


DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM


SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME


ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S


A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE


ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE



AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE


MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

 

[Skyline]

 

[Skyline]

 

[Cobra]

And another

 

[mikew]

 

[Tori_T]

 

[Nod]

Just looked at Mrs Nod to show her that pic, Tori and the cat is presenting me with EXACTLY that view (without the googly eyes.) She's ginger as well! (Cat, not Mrs Nod.)

 

[Tori_T]

You can do something about that,

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Skyline]

 

[Skyline]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Steep]

I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot.

If you're interested, let me know and I'll nip over next door's fence and get it for you.

 

[Skyline]

 

[gm43uk]

 

[Skyline]

 

[Skyline]

 

[Cobra]

And I bet it won't be long before we start seeing that too

 

[Skyline]

And I bet it won't be long before we start seeing that too

Beware of Zombies

 

[Nod]

Phombies.

 

[Cobra]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Steep]

I got a handjob off a blind girl, she said it was the biggest d*ck she'd ever felt. But she was just pulling my leg.

 

[Steep]

I prided myself on being British to the core but I found out my grandfather was Transilvanian, Now I can't look at myself in the mirror

 

[AHILL]

 

[mikew]

Applied for a job at Google, they said they only wanted my name as they knew everything else about me

 

[mikew]

 

[Cobra]

 

[AHILL]

 

[Graham]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[camerassassin]

most IT problems fall under the category of PICNIC




Problem In Chair Not In Computer.