The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Nod]

I thought he'd thrown it out of the pram.

 

[kendo1]

 

[KMPhoto]

 

[Steep]

 

[Steep]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[mikew]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Steep]

God asked Donald Trump if he wanted superintelligence, and Trump said “I’ll take the soup.”

 

[Dave *]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[mikew]

 

[DorsetDude]

Knock Knock
Who's there
Latvian
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is very cold.

 

[Cobra]

 

[Mr Badger]

Knock Knock
Who's there
Latvian
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is very cold.

I think there's a fine line between alternative humour... and an alternative to humour!

 

[Cobra]

I'm only on a couple, but people send me stuff from other groups ..


Talking of being sent stuff, this is the weirdest thing I've been sent,
Its not really safe for work ..
But if you insist on clicking on it, make sure you watch it all, right to the credits.
It does make you wonder what the originator was searching for when he came across it though ..
Oh and sound on, it has a catchy tune


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_FpdOm4_2I

And even now, a few weeks later, every time a song plays on the radio with a strong base line I'm instantly transported back to this

 

[DorsetDude]

Latvian come home with bread for family.
But family taken Siberia by secret police.
Great think Latvian, more bread for me.
Bread have worm

 

[munch]

Latvian come home with bread for family.
But family taken Siberia by secret police.
Great think Latvian, more bread for me.
Bread have worm

??????????

 

[Cobra]

??????????

He'll be fine, its just a silly phase he's going through ....

 

[Steep]

it's just a phase he's going through ....

He's not in love?

 

[ianp5a]

Big boys don't cry.

 

[kennethwfd]

"You're fired!"
"But, Mr Berlusconi...."
"When I ask for 21 year old escort at my villa, I don't expect to find a 1998 Ford car in my driveway!"

 

[Cobra]

He's not in love?

Only with himself

 

[Cobra]

 

[frank]

 

[mikew]

 

[DorsetDude]

He'll be fine, its just a silly phase he's going through ....

If anyone would like Yodelling lessons, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue!

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[chris954]

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[Cobra]

Time to drag this one out again

 

[mikew]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

View attachment 128590

 

[n0chex]

Scotland all ready for the world cup.

 

[DorsetDude]

Two things I learnt today. Its pretty difficult trying to squat for a poo on a moving train. Ive been banned from the model railway shop.

 

[DorsetDude]

Took the mrs for a romantic meal last night and played footsie under the table
I had a nice steak and she got toed in the hole.


Got home and I was pulling off my boxers before bed and the she said to me "You spoil those bloody dogs!"