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I'm so stealing that
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Of course, Spain needs our money to boost their economy.
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An old joke revamped in the light of the referendum result.
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent EU referendum, they are raising their attitude from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though,
attitude levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross."
The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
The EU has been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance."
The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance"warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "p***ed Off" to "Let's Get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its political alert level from "Run" to "Hide."
The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender."
Italy has instructed the general population to "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" only one stance remains, "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their attitude from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
Australia, meanwhile, doesn't care, and exclaimed "No worries" "She'll be right, Mate."
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent EU referendum, they are raising their attitude from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though,
attitude levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross."
The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
The EU has been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance."
The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance"warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "p***ed Off" to "Let's Get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its political alert level from "Run" to "Hide."
The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender."
Italy has instructed the general population to "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" only one stance remains, "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their attitude from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
Australia, meanwhile, doesn't care, and exclaimed "No worries" "She'll be right, Mate."
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Found this on, what is normally, a fairly sober Site
https://dalstonmercury.wordpress.co...rational-petitions-demand-death-of-democracy/
https://dalstonmercury.wordpress.co...rational-petitions-demand-death-of-democracy/
