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The inventor of hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat has just died.
RIP Scott Chegg.
RIP Scott Chegg.
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took me a minute
PMSL, subtle isn't it
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Indeed
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But once you get it it's about as subtle as wings on a donkey :-DIndeed
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So.............the M & S marketing dept has for their major Valentine's Day promotion come up with something they are calling the..... “Love Sausage”?
I innocently asked one of my work colleagues this morning if she'd ever tasted one.
My meeting with HR is at 2:00pm
I innocently asked one of my work colleagues this morning if she'd ever tasted one.
My meeting with HR is at 2:00pm
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How to get an old joke completely wrong. Why would you call a zoo after a bred of dog?
FYI: I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal they had was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.